WEIRD CRUSTED EYEBALL GOO TENEBROUS WEEKEND! 20% Off Almost Everything In Our Store + Book Club is OPEN NOW

Human Centipede End-Stage Capitalism at its finest

Hey Ho, Tenebrous Cult!

We gave you all the deets on the 2025 Tenebrous Book Club earlier this week (read this if you need a refresh).

Well, the Book Club is open for business; and we’re also offering 20% off everything in our webstore (except New Releases and preorders). No code necessary, the discount should happen automatically at Checkout.

Please refer to the above diagram when attempting to carve your human turkey. The joints can be tricky.

Happy Holiday weekend to y’all…or as we like to call it, “It’s Still Halloween Season, Dammit”.

Support Indie Businesses. Even if they ain’t ours, support ‘em.

Hail the Tenebrous Cult.

Hail the New Weird.

Buy some damn books.

Matt + Alex